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That's LifeДата размещения: 25.01.2006I See Said The Blind Man I Hear Said The Deaf Man And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both |
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Two men were walking through the woods...Дата размещения: 25.01.2006Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening... |
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Three wishesДата размещения: 25.01.2006A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but... |
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What an ending...Дата размещения: 25.01.2006One day, a man on a golf course, was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball, he heard a voice behind him. "Ribbit 9 iron,... |
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CalculateДата размещения: 25.01.2006For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because... |
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A DuelДата размещения: 25.01.2006Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While... |
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Bats are blindДата размещения: 25.01.2006Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood." The other bat is amazed and says,... |
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Chasing elephantsДата размещения: 25.01.2006A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing... |
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A TalkДата размещения: 25.01.2006Two friends: - I heard that you have made a band. - Yes, it's a quartet. - How many of you are there? - There are three. - Three? - Me and my... |
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A RiddleДата размещения: 25.01.2006Two friends: - What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer? - ??? - It is a... |
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Masculine or feminine nounsДата размещения: 25.01.2006A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. - "House" for... |
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How it is important to tell a joke wellДата размещения: 25.01.2006A jokes fun club. All the jokes are catalogued and the old members know their numbers. An old member says: - Five! All laugh. Another member: -... |
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Salespeople's greetingДата размещения: 25.01.2006How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you." to greet приветствовать; здороваться |
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You don't have much timeДата размещения: 25.01.2006A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor... |
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Your hand on my steakДата размещения: 25.01.2006A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his finger over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my... |
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