Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender walks up to the first
one and says, "What can I get you?"
The vampire says, "I want a pint of...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey,
drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks.
Curious, the...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are going out golfing. They
are trying to decide whose profession came first.
The doctor says, "My profession...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about
churches around the country. He started by flying to San
Francisco, and started...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's
the problem?"
"My...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for
a train. Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started
asking the man,...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing,...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that day anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero
gravity. To combat the problem,...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 Three insane men walk out of a mental hospital hoping to escape.
The first says, "If there's a high fence, we'll dig under it!"
The second says,...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 In the economics class, the teacher asked one of the students:
- Can you come up with a quick solution to end unemployment?
- Yes, sir! I would put...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going
to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the
Pacific for a year....
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A Scottish man was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat
quietly. The first batter approached the plate,...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for
help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him
put his dog down...
Дата размещения: 1.01.2003 A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup
truck when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge
ready to jump to his...